Things that simply piss me off!! [2]

Ok now for round 2!!

Cats! CATS!!!! I frigging hate their guts! And let me elaborate below:

1. They are too GODDAMN curious!!

You show them something that they think is fun or mysterious and they go ballistic. It’s like a part of their tiny stupid brain shuts off while they try to catch said object. Try shining a laser pointer in front of them and they will try to catch it with utter disregard to their safety. I have personally seen them run into walls head on or jump directly into water which we all know cats hate.

Let me tell you a funny story then. I live on the first floor of my apartment and one day while climbing down the stairs saw a cat lying on this opening we have on the stairwell between two floors. Since I had a bit of a cold, I let off a whopper of a sneeze due to which the cat jumped off the opening to the ground which was like 15 feet below. Call me evil but I loled hard at that.

X is from where the cat jumped.

The worst torture imaginable for a cat.

2. Allergies!!

I am an asthmatic and have triggers like dust, smoke, etc. One of my triggers is CAT FUR! And despite this ladies and gents my younger brother and my mother insist on keeping the Siamese cat they bought 2 years ago. I know the cat is cuter than me (disputable but for the sake of the argument..) and can be coerced into acting like its high on cocaine without giving it some but does it mean more to you than my health!! *sigh* of course it does. I hope my future wife hates cat!!

3. Sleeping habits

Other than the fact that they sleep as much as a heroin junkie, the problem I have is that the cats sleep in places that boggle the mind. I have seen cats sleep in the middle of the parking lot and/or street and no amount of honking your car horn will get them to move. The only way is to get out and kick it out of the way. The cat my family has at home sleeps like someone killed it and threw its corpse on the floor where it lies in a weird position. It sleeps in front of my room hugging my door and every night when I get up to go get a drink of water, I just manage not to step on it and kill it(I wish). After kicking it out of the way(by kicking I mean shoving it out of the way with my foot) many times, it now sleeps where ever the hell it wants to. Smack dab in the middle of the kitchen, hugging the main door and so on. Every place where it makes it hard to go about for me then that is where it will sleep.

4. The content faces

Simply put the last thing I want to see when I get home after a shitty day at work is the cat sleeping with a look of contentment right in front of my door. It takes all of my control not to throw a glass of water on its face just to wipe that expression off!

One redeeming value that cats have is in my opinion the lol cat internet meme which is all teh rage these days. Here are some that I liked which are kind of like off shoots of lol cats.

Where is my key!?

Why cats suck!

Before I go I leave you with a poll to see how many of you guys like/hate cats!

P:S – While googling for the images above I found this image which vastly improved my mood and still makes me laugh. Enjoy.

Just RFLOL!!